{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
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{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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